Kiloniner I'm Fast As Fuck Boi! Morale Patch

For the zoomie kings, the off-leash legends, and the dogs who leave a blur wherever they go—this one’s for you. The Kiloniner "I'm Fast As F* Boi!" Morale Patch** is a hilarious and high-quality way to show off your pup’s turbo-charged energy and unmatched speed.

Key Benefits:

• Made from rugged PVC material that’s durable, flexible, and ready for action

• Hook-and-loop backing makes it easy to attach to your dog’s harness, vest, or gear

• Bold, cheeky design that turns heads and brings laughs on every walk

• Waterproof and wipe-clean for low-maintenance flair

• Perfect for fast movers, sassy barkers, and personality-packed pups